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POLITBURO

Jackson
Wightman

MINISTER OF PROPAGANDA


Former goat racing champion (10 and under category)

Recently helped McGill University design a digital communications program in which he now teaches

Was unable to grasp the basics of Esperanto despite it being his mother’s first language

 


Due to foolhardy actions, almost reignited the Korean War on a trip to the DMZ

Formerly toiled in a salt mine for a Canadian Prime Minister

 Has convinced various startup accelerators to let him mentor startups (somehow)

Borjana
Slipicevic

VICE MINISTER OF PROPAGANDA


The only member of the team who is actually from a Communist country

Loves the outdoors but not in that annoying Vancouver sort of way

 


As a child, once spat on the dictator Tito’s palace

Can handle a massive group of protesters the way YoYo Ma handles a cello

Natalie Gates

Propagandist


Enjoys meditation, like a good Left Coaster

Lives in the mountains (and is unusually calm)

 


Fueled by puns, tacos, and Julius Fučík

Once beat Casper the Friendly Ghost in a ghost writing dual

Allison Aitken

Revolutionary Organizer


Though not especially adept at waterboarding, has ways of making you talk

Can make bad PR disappear into a Montreal snowbank

 


Works like the proletariat, dresses like the bourgeoisie

Printmaker and wordsmith. Typography, Korean stationery and Pinterest fiend

Jessica Sanchez

Propagandist


Has never worked in a secret police unit, but is an investigator extraordinaire

Metalhead

 


A whale customer in bookstores across the planet

Was born in a tropical country but, for some reason, prefers it cold

Rosemary Newton

Propagandist


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Like most Vancouverites, enjoys the outdoors. Unlike most Vancouverites, has a wardrobe that includes many pieces not made by MEC and Patagonia

Will pack away pastries if given the opportunity

 


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Has spent a considerable amount of time traveling while blonde. (We mean it, she even wrote about her experiences doing this in Canada’s newspaper of record).

Lauren Khalil

Propagandist


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Has been on the no-fly list

 Of Pakistani and Jamaican lineage but somehow blonde

 Aims to one day leave the agency to toil long, horrific hours in a food truck (which may say something about this Dickensian salt mine of a PR firm)

Has a very expressive face – not an ideal thing for illegal border crossings and working with annoying clients

Collects degrees as opposed to cheaper things like bottle caps or stamps.

CONTACT

Interested in talking about how we can spread your propaganda far and wide? We’d love to help you alter the existing order, defeat the armies of darkness and foment revolution.

Email us at info@properpropaganda.net
You can also call us at

(514) 605 9255

(778) 858 2595